Do you ever think “oh I haven’t phoned or visited [family member/friend] in a long time, I should do that soon because I miss them” and then you remember they’re dead? It’s weird.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
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